What to do in physics when “everything else fails”

10. Subtract Infinity

9. Add heavy fermions

8. Set all fermion masses to zero

7. Invent another symmetry

6. Throw it on the lattice

5. Blame it on the Planck scale

4. Recall the success of the SM

3. Invoke the Anthropic Principle

2. Wave hands a lot, speak with a strong accent

1. Manipulate the data

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